Happy Valentines Day, you love struck whores. Today is going to be very exciting, and I know al l of you have special plans to carry out today. But never fear, Royal*T's here, and I've penetrated the depths of You tube in order to find you the songs that can take care of even the most DESPERATE of situations. So grab your i~pod and get ready to download some love. Observe:


*For the Bitch who wants his/her boo back; Tank: "Please don't go"

*For the Bitch who is crazy in love and wants to show it; Robin Thicke: "Lost W/O you"

*For the Bitch who wants to serenade her man; Nivea: "25 Reasons"

*For the Bitch who wants some lovin' tonight; Fantasia Barrino: "Nominate U"

*For the Bitch who wants to break up today; Chris Brown: "Say Goodbye"

And there you are. Go look for the song that suits your situation, because now I've given you the tune to make anything possible today. Because NOTHING is more reality altering than music.

Cordially,

"The Pretty Prince"